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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French porn word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in bokeh terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn porn they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so memek to speak.

A memek new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 bokeh after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If bokep you're a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take crot heed: crot the best sex may just bokeh be the quietest.

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