Christine McLeish

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when crot a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian crot hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order memek to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher porn Ryan and bokep Cacilda bokep Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be bokep the quietest.

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