Rosalie Hulsey

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This bokeh was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented crot hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where bokeh loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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