Antonio Behan

bokep I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so porn loudly that porn I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or porn porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It crot confirms crot what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek bokep there's sex as performance art, memek bokeh and porn sex as memek genuine intimacy. And porn when a crot woman is porn genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to bokeh faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as crot 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms porn the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but crot can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex porn education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling memek drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm bokep concerned, memek crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

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If you're a sex worker, memek I bokeh can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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