Solomon Childress

crot I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokep women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, crot memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, bokeh so they crot could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A bokeh new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman bokeh from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what porn you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha porn concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex bokep - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best sex porn may just be the quietest.

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