Seth Leighton

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next crot morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', memek and porn that memek women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so bokep to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At porn Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to memek advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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