Dorie Reda

I've long been haunted by memek the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake memek all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked. bokeh In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex bokep education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokep their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were memek noisy during sex - based on observation memek of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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