Sonja Monte

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word memek for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion porn in memek terms bokeh of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on bokep an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described bokeh as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should bokep take heed: memek the best sex may memek just be the quietest.

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