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I've long been haunted by the memory crot of a porn stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a bokep nearby room screeching so loudly that I bokep wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the memek 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist bokeh the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes memek and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all bokeh makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the crot cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other crot words, crot you can't memek measure passion in terms of crot porn decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely bokeh aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she's far more crot likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen porn in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly bokep confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, bokeh so porn they could make their bokeh partner feel memek happy, crot while conserving their energy crot for bokeh bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokep researchers from porn the University of Central memek Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels memek were all about manners and bokep memek 'manipulation', bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as bokeh 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A bokep new memek memek study confirms crot the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound bokep familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As bokeh a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after bokep neighbours complained crot that her sexual yowling drowned memek out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing. porn '

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda crot Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - memek based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert porn nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex crot may just crot be the quietest.

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